December 2009
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“If you can’t laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than...”
– Garden State (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait
sakura-alcatraz-fugitive:
x3kerlyfries:
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
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I Have Too Much Time Today
myfriendscallmemimmi:
If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be late afternoon.
If I were a planet, I’d be PLUTO. TAKE THAT.
If I were a sea animal, I would be an anemone. Just because of the name.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed. Not like that. But yeah.
If I...
I just watched The Sound of Music…. I love that movie. :D Julie Andrews has aged really well, she’s so pretty! I hope I age half as well…. :D
“Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, and theology makes them...”
– Martin Luther. (via lickystickypickyme) (via quote-book)
“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”
– Franklin P. Jones (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together.. there is something you must...”
– Winnie the Pooh | Submitted by: royalsadness (via quote-book)
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“We go into medicine because we want to save lives. We go into medicine because...”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth, at least that’s what...”
– Miranda Bailey (Grey’s Anatomy) (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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“Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only...”
– Bob Moorehead (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or...”
– Oscar Wilde (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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